Teens Sue MTV Over Defecation Incident: I am absolutely speechless. On the one hand, this is yet another example of the overly-litigious, knee-jerk response that's run rampant through American society. On the other hand, BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!

I won't lie; I'd be furious if something like this happened to me. However, the empathic part of my personality is much smaller than the part that laughs at people who have doo-doo on them.