Another precious email:

Auburn University's chapters of Sorority Delta Sigma Phi & Fraternity Beta Theta Pi have been suspended after hosting racist Halloween parties on Oct. 25 & 27th. The members imitated rappers, wore black face, 3 finger rings, doo rags & simulated a KKK lynching. Officials said the university would pursue the matter aggressively.

Double GRR.

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GRR.

URLs to amuse and abuse: This link comes courtesy of entertainingly insane Brian, a West Coast Meat Beat Manifesto freak whom I've known virtually for years now. The link is much more entertaining if you have a sound card. Meanwhile, this link was sent to me by my father-in-law. I really hope everyone out there ends up with a father-in-law as great as mine.

YOIKES. The latest Google search to turn up this blog that I really wish I didn't know about can be viewed here. Oh dear.

The Strokes justify their existence: Or rather, some extraordinarily clever underground DJs do it for them. Click here for the aptly-titled "A Stroke Of Genius". It's The Strokes vs. Christina Aguilera. It's screamingly fantastic. If only the Strokes could get me that amped on their own, their ridiculous press hype might be warranted.