Bad timing: It didn't occur to me when I posted my little piece on Eden's Crush that people might not take it seriously because it's April Fool's Day. Rest assured (or be very afraid) that I did actually mean every word of what I wrote. It may not be cool to so publicly align myself with the "8-14 year old female" demographic, but I appreciate hard work, dammit. If I knew of a singing group out there looking for a mid-range bartione that had the support/opportunites that Eden's Crush is getting, I'd be all over that faster than you could say, "shameless pop whore".