Woolworths ban Eminem dolls: Normally, the decision to ban anything would be enough to get me extraordinarily riled. However, I firmly believe that we need to encourage our musicians to stop signing silly merchandising deals. Unless we're talking about Poem-Cees action figures (Natural Law comes with Atomic Flow, Black Picasso has Radioactive Rhyme, and Stylus comes with a special Kung-Fu Scratch technique), I don't wanna hear it.