Actor Seagal Reveals Musical Roots: Continuing down the trail of horrifying musical travesties, we stumble across this gem. Steven Seagal's reggae album produced by ex-Fugee-turned-shameless-musical-pimp Wyclef Jean. Feel the heady rush of pure, unadulterated hate course through your veins as you contemplate what that end result will sound like. Tremble with the knowledge that even though you know better than to purchase this evil, evil thing, someone else most certainly will.

See what happens when you let a Republican into the White House? I hope you've all learned something from this.