Britney Spears TV Special "Shocking And Edgier": There's only one direction this can go, folks:

FULL! FRONTAL! NUDITY!

I mean, honestly. The girl wears macrame coasters tied together with dental floss and full-on booty pants on a regular basis. How much more adult and grown up can she get? (Of course, what will really happen is that she's going to come out in the world's fiercest Donna Karan suit and be demure and smouldering rather than all out on display like the tired spread at Old Country Buffet...)